Oh, you would love to hear conversations just out of your range hearing wouldn’t you? Maybe you would rather not.
Behind you, they may be saying things you want to hear. Maybe they are about YOU! Maybe you would be happy or how about unhappy? Maybe if you heard them, they would be nothing regarding your line of interest, maybe they would be very much on the cusp of something you are not privy to know. Now you are so to speak ahead of the game, or are you? Maybe you will gain riches or stop your losses with this information. You could be delighted or destroyed by the newly heard talk at the table three doors down from you in the newly established posh restaurant in town. Who knows what you will hear when you poke your newly elongated ears in swiveled directions. I know because I heard things I didn’t want to hear when I elongated and swiveled.
So am I selling newly elongated ears on a swivel? Gosh no, I would not be a party to that, because, I don’t think you want to hear what goes on out of range. Your physical capabilities and mental faculties are set up and calibrated to your degree of necessity at the moment.
Even though, I know it is not right to carry on about hearing out of range information, I am intrigued with swiveling, elongated ears. I have been practicing all day. It is hard to swivel and elongate, headaches arise, face contorts and you look ridiculous.
To date I have heard:
“Hate their bushes in front of their house. You would think they would take them down and plant some flowers. They are so unsightly.”
“If my legs were as bad as hers, I would never wear shorts.”
”I haven’t showered in days.”
The guy on the cell phone next to our table was breaking up with his girlfriend and while it was interesting, jaw dropping, hand over mouth, eyes rolling stuff, it got annoying after awhile. He just didn’t stop.
Inappropriate comments about bowel movements are unwanted, but can be funny!
“I’m not mad at you. It just, like, made me so sad.”
I hate my job. Mr. F. always looks at me like he is going to bite me. He is disgusting.”
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